You know you are in Ecuador when...
... You take a swig of coffee or tea that someone has kindly made for you and it's so sweet you want to gag (Tip – ask for hot water – not cold cause it probably will have come straight from the tap)
... A 13 year old gives a prayer at the meeting or an 8 year old knows her bible it seems, better than you do.
...You spend $100 at the supermarket and that gives you 2 or 3 weeks worth of groceries – not 2 or 3 days worth!
...You wait long enough at a stall at the market and the price will drop dramatically if you look like you are not going to buy. I brought a alpaca wool scarf for $7 when the girl had started off at $12 coming down a $1 @ a time. By the time she got to $7 – I had to stop her – I felt too cruel!
... You wake up in the morning ad there's no water – no warning or explanation or how long it will be off for.
... No sooner is your foot on the first step of the bus and it takes off ( Yes Tee – the question is – How has she not fallen out yet). Some of the drivers really are maniacs – there have been a few near misses I can tell you! Also you may be entertained along the way when someone gets on to sing or play their instruments (of course they want your money)
... Petrol increases by 2 cents a gallon once in 2 months here – not 2 cents a liter once a day. It's now 32 cents a liter here and we don't have a car – boo hoo – what's with that!
... You try to buy a jacket but even the largest is too small! (Well not really 2 small but definitely 2 short in the sleeves for me).
... You can buy over the counter drugs at the pharmacy that will knock your socks off (no I haven't rushed there yet- but Lisa brought some muscle relaxant stuff and could hardly stand for a couple of hours).
... You dress in the morning for the yucky day it looks like – only to be sweltering by noon or you dress cause you think it will be warm and by noon it has rained so hard you are wet and consequently cold.
... The umbrella you buy in the shop lasts only 2 or 3 weeks max.
... You can buy a new release movie for $1.50 – seems no copyright laws exist here or at least nobody enforces them. Yes we have succumbed as sometimes we need to hear English spoken – not Spanish! (We have a rather large movie collection now).
...It takes ½ a day to get your official identification card called the censo and ½ a week to get it replaced if you loose it. Unfortunately I think I lost mine on the bus one day and it has been such a hassle to get another one – even though I have a stamp in my passport saying I had one.
... You have no trouble starting studies even with limited Spanish – it's keeping them going that's the problem. The people here have no sense of time and if something comes up – well see ya! ( Mind you that is how it is in NZ too – just not the limited Spanish part).
...You feel like something to eat that you recognise so order a hot dog and chips and coke. Out comes a cold dog on a cold bun, squirted with a heap of mustard, cold fries and raspberry fizz – stipulate cola cause any fizz drink to them is coco cola.
You know you are a “need greater” in Ecuador when...you quibble about a 25 cent bus ride and if you can afford it or not, then you get home with your feet dropping off because you decided to walk! Some days I can hardly drag myself up the stairs to go to bed – but guys – it is sooo worth it!
They sure know how to party here (which I have mentioned before )– even if it takes them ages to get started. We were told to be at the house by 3pm but we had already been tricked by that one before. If you arrive then you will be the first one there and then sit around for ages waiting for everyone else. We didn't get there until 4.45 and we were still early! People actually kept coming in right up until about 8 o'clock.
After a little speech by the P.O. Welcoming Mark, me and Barbara to the congregation and also a new baby that is about to be born (I have mentioned before that the parties always morph into something else eh?) - they rolled out the entertainment. We had gathered something special was going on as there were lots of coming and goings up and down the stairs by various ones. First of all out came some young ones who did a rock and roll dance in formation, then some older teens did a pasadoble (once again in formation), the young ones came out again and did a couple of traditional dances, a couple of girls sang and then 2 guitar players did their thing.(I have tried to put short bits on the video for you to get a feel for it all.) Of course then they expected Mark and I to show them something – we tried to do a chacha to very unchacha music (we really are going to have to get some more moves – Aaron hurry up and book a flight over here and teach us) – it didn't matter though, whatever we did was appreciated.
By 7.30 ish everyone was up dancing and we were wondering if we were going to get fed as the party was in full swing by then. Thankfully though they hauled out the biggest pot of rice and we were soon chowing down on a very tasty dish. It was like fried rice but not if that makes sense – a squirt of hot sauce made it quite delicious. Then back to dancing as soon as you had your fill.
It was getting on to 9 when to be honest I was quite had it and Jessica (Ohio girl with us) needed to get home too so we went to make our excuses and thanks for the evening. No we were not allowed to leave – they had cake for dessert! I had also taken along a thing I had made – did you know there is a traditional Kiwi dessert made of layers of meringues, cream and boysenberries?I had tried to make meringues for our party on Friday night but with the high altitude- they come out quite flat and flaky so I put them in a bowl as I said with layers of cream and fruit with a sprinkle of chocolate on the top. Went down a treat!
After the long walk home – the girls had brought some coconut ice creams for us earlier on in the day so we poured a little sambuca on top- yum - and sat and chilled for awhile before falling into bed. It was a great night!
